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从何说起

林小剑 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:12:12 +0800

如梦里，从何处说去。
梦里般剧情凭谁在推移，缘分在透析，时间在追逼，那些美好的瞬间，带来不易。
在感情还能够感人的时代，为什么有情人还在颠沛流离？
谁辜负过自己说不甚可惜？
谁被世道放逐？身不由己。
谁曾朝不保夕？才为幸福而埋名，
才舍得万死不辞说我可以。

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加班加到吐胆汁

林小剑 — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:53:05 +0800

这个周末我在公司度过了近40个小时，早上7点才离开。
下午进公司的时候，NEIL说，我们出发吧，开会去。
我跟他上了出租车，司机开啊开，我睁开眼睛，四周还真荒凉。
问：我们要去哪开会？
答：安亭。
那里走过一条街就是苏州了，
来公司两年，我居然在这么个日子第一次去安亭开会。
回来的时候，司机全程140，眨眼间就到了高速口，
却堵着怎么也进不了市区。
我憋着尿直跳脚。
车刚在公司楼下停，我就冲进厕所，
结果第一件事却是扶着马桶，把胆汁都吐出来了。
妈的，混蛋日子！

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广告公司三座大山

林小剑 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:59:46 +0800

烂客户，垃圾活，催命鬼。

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移动通信基站林先生

林小剑 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:06:51 +0800

我们公司的信号不大好，每次接电话都要到门外去，那门还得刷卡，麻烦得很。
下午我刚出门，就有一人手拿电话电话，扯着大嗓门也走到那，
太聒噪，我也只好刷卡走回廊道，他也滴一声跟进来，
没有办法，再往深处走吧，信号差，不走吧又太吵，
但也只能往前走几步，他却转身回到门外了。
TMD，你是觉得刷门卡的滴滴声很悦耳，
还是我长得像移动通信基站，能保证你的通话质量！

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I can't take my eyes off you

林小剑 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:48:24 +0800

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发送“是吗？”到10086

林小剑 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:27:54 +0800

回复：当然是的啦！（仅限上海地区用户）

灿老板把豆瓣上的这个帖子发给我，随便试了下，居然是真的！

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征婚启事

林小剑 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:49:04 +0800

老少年也有手托腮帮的残余青葱。
欢迎前往顶澳仔400广场沙茶会面，身高183的眼镜男就是他。

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打广告

林小剑 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:32:40 +0800

柯先生生日，有幸吃到了Awfully Chocolate的巧克力蛋糕。
不得不说，在这块蛋糕入口之前，
我的甜食生涯真是陀自以为是的大便。

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1%

林小剑 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:50:17 +0800

在99%的时间里，
爱、勇敢和坚持都只是一文不名的言辞而已，
在遭遇一个又一个困境之后，如果它们还在你的身上，
才会被砥砺得闪闪发亮。

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看见看不见

林小剑 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:52:29 +0800

在一天之内，我先是看到彩虹，后是在厨房见到一个身影在房间里飘过。
该看的不该看的我都看到了，看来最近的确是转运期。

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