My 99 Stories

如梦里，从何处说去。
梦里般剧情凭谁在推移，缘分在透析，时间在追逼，那些美好的瞬间，带来不易。
在感情还能够感人的时代，为什么有情人还在颠沛流离？
谁辜负过自己说不甚可惜？
谁被世道放逐？身不由己。
谁曾朝不保夕？才为幸福而埋名，
才舍得万死不辞说我可以。

这个周末我在公司度过了近40个小时，早上7点才离开。
下午进公司的时候，NEIL说，我们出发吧，开会去。
我跟他上了出租车，司机开啊开，我睁开眼睛，四周还真荒凉。
问：我们要去哪开会？
答：安亭。
那里走过一条街就是苏州了，
来公司两年，我居然在这么个日子第一次去安亭开会。
回来的时候，司机全程140，眨眼间就到了高速口，
却堵着怎么也进不了市区。
我憋着尿直跳脚。
车刚在公司楼下停，我就冲进厕所，
结果第一件事却是扶着马桶，把胆汁都吐出来了。
妈的，混蛋日子！

烂客户，垃圾活，催命鬼。

我们公司的信号不大好，每次接电话都要到门外去，那门还得刷卡，麻烦得很。
下午我刚出门，就有一人手拿电话电话，扯着大嗓门也走到那，
太聒噪，我也只好刷卡走回廊道，他也滴一声跟进来，
没有办法，再往深处走吧，信号差，不走吧又太吵，
但也只能往前走几步，他却转身回到门外了。
TMD，你是觉得刷门卡的滴滴声很悦耳，
还是我长得像移动通信基站，能保证你的通话质量！

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回复： 当然是的啦！ （仅限上海地区用户）

灿老板把豆瓣上的这个帖子发给我，随便试了下，居然是真的！

老少年也有手托腮帮的残余青葱。
欢迎前往顶澳仔400广场沙茶会面，身高183的眼镜男就是他。

柯先生生日，有幸吃到了Awfully Chocolate的巧克力蛋糕。
不得不说，在这块蛋糕入口之前，
我的甜食生涯真是陀自以为是的大便。